Barely Cogent Drunk Can't Reach Wallet to Pay Cab
Nothing like the coming of spring to bring about the excesses of youth. Like that fellow police had to pick off the ground this week-end on the northside of La Crosse. The cabbie called it in. One of those early morning situations where the guy was so drunk he couldn't find his wallet in his back pocket to pay cab fare. Couldn't stand. He could only answer yes or no to police questions. Police say he blew a .325. Got busted for the small amount of cocaine left in his front pocket.