Drunken Couple Leave Trail of Waste
The 22 year-old woman and 26 year-old man were both hauled to jail after they left a bit of a mess at the Salvation Army on Saturday. Cops say the couple came in after a hard day of drinking, dropped their clothes and, while walking upstairs to the Salvation Army dorm, defecated on the steps. All of the steps. All the way to the second floor. And then fell asleep, naked, on a bunk while grossed out families tried to find somewhere else to sleep. At first, the fellow refused to believe what cops were telling him about the drunken walk up the steps but the physical evidence was pretty hard to argue with.